June 2012
WatchI didn’t know what I expected.
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baraskank:
oh my god my dad just went out to walk the dog and he must have got halfway down the street and then he just came back and I was like “what’s the matter” and he just said really quietly “i forgot the dog” and my dog was just siTTING BY THE DOORSTEP WITH HIS LEASH ON LOOKING REALLY SAD OMFGYOD
a flame from a million sparks →
lulz-time:
hey i just met you
and this is jay z
Why can't rappers rap about nice things?
sophiethemonkeyslut:
YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND
put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite
YEAH BABY THAT’S RIGHT IMMA PICK YOU UP AND
carry you to your bed cause baby I know you tired
OH GIRL IMA SLAP DAT
broom out of your hand because you’ve had a long day at work, and i can do it myself.
OH YEAH IMMA RUB THOSE
shoulderblades because you look really tense.
Suddenly realising it's June and you've wasted...
I wonder if Daniel Radcliffe imagines himself as...
sodamnrelatable:
via sodamnrelatable
You know why Loki is so pale?
geothebio:
Because he’s always standing in Thor’s shadow.
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How to make your dreams come true:
cloysterbell:
1. Make a graham cracker crust.
2. Make some cookie dough.
3. Make some cheesecake batter.
4. Put globs of cookie dough in the cheesecake batter.
5. Pour into a springform.
6. Top with more cookie dough.
7. Bake that shit for 40 minutes at 350 degrees fahrenheit. If patient, go to next step. If you don’t give a fuck, skip directly to step 9.
8. Let chill in...
partycrocanthem:
the best thing about the internet is that eye contact doesnt exist
before people get to know me: Oh my god you're so shy...and quiet...it's adorable
after we become friends: DEAR GOD DO YOU EVER SHUT UP
I am totally convinced there is a Loki gif for...
morefunthanislegal93:
Happy:
Mad:
Sad:
Confused:
Scared:
Awkward:
Surprised:
“Oh Shit” Moment
The “Oh my God, I can’t believe this actually worked” Moment
The “I just got what I wanted” Moment
The “I see something sexy” Moment
The “I’m sexy and I know it” Moment
and finally: The “I feel like a Disney Princess” Moment
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dick-fister replied to your post: dick-fister replied to…
of course i don’t understand! I’M NOT A WUSS LIKE YOU! it’s super easy and it’s fun!
I’m not a wuss! D:< and there is nothing fun about being up in the air crammed in between strangers and breathing in recycled air for hours on end. And not to mention the possibility of getting lost in the airport, which for me is pretty...
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dick-fister replied to your post: dick-fister replied to your post: So I finished…
*cough* visit me *cough* don’t be a wuss
cicjcfnhdevki;dsvjslcnvsbdkvjmsdcknsdvksd flying on an airplane by yourself is scary though. YOU JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND ME IDENTICAL.
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dick-fister replied to your post: So I finished watching all the seasons of Supernatural Becca gave me
STORY OF MY LIFE!!!
haha! DUDE my life has significantly less meaning now and i have nothing to do all day anymore. D:
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So I finished watching all the seasons of...
What am I supposed to do with my life now?
themockingcrows:
rockpapertheodore:
...
why are they called safety pins
they aint safe