(Source: asgardian-poledance, via my-beds-perfect)

I didn’t know what I expected. 

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friedroses:

sunflowersinthebreeze:

jezebel-in-hell:

monsieurantichrist:

libbywho:

In Victorian times they invented a tea cup to prevent your moustache from getting wet.

I need one.

Because currently my moustache is unprotected.

Practice safe moustache, kids.

Sometimes I look at antiques and wonder why we took such a giant leap backward.  These are amazing.

VICTORIA VICTORIA VICTORIA! 

I am going to present these to all of my friends for Christmas. And then I am going to buy them fake mustaches so they can use them.

(via tomhiddlestonsarmy)

#NO #STOP #FIRST YOU’RE A FUCKING AMAZING ACTOR #THEN YOU’RE A FANBOY WHO’S CAPTURED THE HEARTS OF MILLIONS #AND MANAGED TO MAKE A COULD-BE HORRIBLE CHARACTER INTO PRACTICALLY A FRANCHISE #THEN YOU LOOK LIKE GOD DIPPED YOU IN SEXY SAUCE #AND YOU’RE AMAZINGLY ARTICULATE SO YOU COULD CHARM NUNS #AND NOW THIS #YOU BASTARD #YOU’RE INSPIRATIONAL AS WELL? #NO! #YOU’RE NOT ALLOWED

(Source: licking-lampposts, via tomhiddlestonsarmy)

silverlynxcat:

the-deviations:

asparklethatisblue:

with Loki that’s a legit concern, he’s got knocked up by less…

#A LITTLE BIT OF RODGERS IN MY WOMB #A LITTLE BIT OF IRON MAN IN THERE TOO #A LITTLE BIT OF THOR THERE THAT’S ALL RIGHT #A GREAT BIG CHUNK OF BANNER FROM THE FIGHT

A little bit of Coulson’s cannon blast
Got hit by Hawkeye’s arrow, super fast
A little bit of Fury’s lack of hair
A little bit of me makes me your mare.

BA DAH BA DAH BA DAH, DAAAAAAAAA DAH DUH…

I am legit dying.

(via destiny-and-chicken-my-love)

idontgiveadamnboutmyreputation:

thisiscasey7:

why he is so perfect 

Yes. XD

(via lovelylinnea)

sincerelyloki:

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loki-cat:

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